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AI agents — every accused website in the archive

11 roasts tagged AI agents. Screenshots, scores, and editorial notes on the internet's most obviously AI-generated startup websites.

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Hero viewport of AdRiseLab. A dark, orange-accented landing page presents an AI media buyer for Meta ads with an agent workspace preview, performance dashboard, and copy about creating winning ads.Exh 02
AI Agents

adriselab.com

AdRiseLab calls itself an AI performance marketer for Meta ads and promises to find competitor angles, create image, video, and UGC ads, publish them safely, and catch fatigue before the ROAS drops. The page then demonstrates this by showing a dark agent workspace, a fictional $4.2k spend, 4.8× ROAS, 248 competitor ads, and enough “AI Generated” creative tiles to make the ad library look like a stock-photo cemetery. It is a coherent product story, but the landing page keeps promoting the demo account as if a polished dashboard were the same thing as a winning campaign.

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ai media buyer everythingdemo account closureclone this ad carouselaffiliate trust layer
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Hero viewport of wysera.ai. Light background. Headline: "Your strategy, marketing, and sales. On total Autopilot." Below: a purple/pink dashboard card labelled "EVERYDAY STAYS THE SAME" with stat badges showing $6,352 and 40-60%. Navigation bar at top with logo. CTA buttons visible.Exh 74
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wysera.ai

Wysera automates strategy, marketing, and sales for small business operators. Hero: "On total Autopilot" — autopilot is already 100%; "total" adds intensity to an absolute. Pain framing: "You're not running a business. You're running a hamster wheel." Cure: another subscription. Stats mid-page include "$6,352," "40-60%," "8x" (unit unclear), "$36k," and "100%." Founder section: "Built by an operator. Built for the next one." The "next one" is not defined.

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strategy marketing sales on total autopilot pilot still requiredhamster wheel cure is another subscription8x followed by a character that is not a numberbuilt for the next one next what
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Hero viewport of agent37.com. Light background with dark typography. Bold headline: "Hosted Hermes and OpenClaw agents behind one API." Subheadline with copy about private agent instances. Two CTA buttons below. A decorative code snippet panel visible in the lower hero area showing API call syntax.Exh 98
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agent37.com

Agent37 hosts AI agents behind one API. Hero: "Hosted Hermes and OpenClaw agents behind one API" — two proper nouns, zero definitions. Pricing: "Pay for compute, not seats" — a philosophy, not a price. Features: "Everything an agent product needs," enumerated across eight icon cards. The number 37: not addressed. The final CTA — "Put a working agent in front of your first customer today" — is addressed to someone who does not yet have any customers.

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hermes and openclaw undefined in heropay for compute not seats no sample billeverything an agent needs is eight icon cards37 is never explained
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Hero viewport of elevenlabs.io on a near-white background. Top nav: ElevenLabs logo, ElevenCreative, ElevenAgents, ElevenAPI, Resources, Enterprise, Pricing links, plus Log in and Sign up buttons. Large serif-adjacent headline in dark text: "Bringing technology to life." Subheadline: "Powering the best enterprises, creators, and developers. From ElevenAgents for customer experience, ElevenCreative for content creators, to the leading AI voice generation." Two CTAs: "Sign up" (dark) and "Contact video" (outline). Below: an AI Voice Generator product interface with five colorful gradient circles labeled Characters, Narration, Conversational, Expressive Model, and a central play button on Narration. Below that: tabs for AI Voice Generator, Text to Speech, Music, Speech to Text, Voice Cloning. Trust strip: "Trusted by leading developers and enterprises" with logos including Netflix, Walt Disney Pictures, LG, Telsa, Deliveroo, and others.Exh 88
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elevenlabs.io

ElevenLabs synthesizes, clones, and deploys human voices across 29 languages at sub-300ms latency. The headline is "Bringing technology to life." The research section is titled "Research that redefines human technology interaction." The safety section has three tiles: Moderation, Accountability, Provenance. The footer CTA is "The most realistic voice AI platform."

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bringing technology to lifehuman technology interactionsafety built in three tilesmost realistic voice ai
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Hero viewport of customgpt.ai on a purple-to-lavender gradient background with soft illustrated flowers. Top nav: CustomGPT.ai logo, Solutions, Customers, Pricing, Resources menus, and a purple "Try for free" button. A banner at the top reads: "Create your AI that knows when to say Don't know. Try it and feel the AAA..." Centered headline in white: "Every AI answers questions. Create one you trust." Subheadline: "Go live in 15 minutes with custom AI that accurately cites your information." Two CTAs: "Try for free" (purple) and "Chat with our AI" (outline). Small note: "7 day trial, cancel anytime." Below: a product UI screenshot showing a dashboard grid of data source icons. Beneath that: "Trusted by 10,000+ organizations worldwide" with a single logo visible — MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology).Exh 34
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customgpt.ai

CustomGPT.ai lets organizations build custom AI that "accurately cites your information." The trust strip under "Trusted by 10,000+ organizations worldwide" shows one logo: MIT. The MIT testimonial ends: "AI enabled the future of AI." The site's anchor trust quote reads: "Represents us like a star team member." The award is Top 7, from Inc Inspire.

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10000 orgs one logoai enabled the future of aistar team membertop 7 inc inspire
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Hero viewport of fluenta.space on a black background. Top nav: Fluenta logo with "PREMIER" badge, links: How it works, LRS, Resources, Pricing, Help, and an orange "Get started" button. Large white headline: "Most founders waste 6 months on ideas that never had a chance." Subheadline: "Fluenta scans 200+ sources daily to validate startup ideas — VC deals, Reddit pain threads, search trends, competitor moves — and surfaces the ones with real evidence of demand." Two CTAs: orange "Explore This Week's Ideas" and a text link "Validate your own idea →". Below: a product screenshot showing a blurred mosaic of idea cards, with one card in focus: "Strategic Growth Domain Identifier" — labeled Stage 3: Experimental Idea, with fields showing Demand: LUKEWARM, Burn Rate: CHRONIC, Competition: CROWDED OUT, Urgency: MEDIUM, Funding: MED, Viability: WORKABLE.Exh 75
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fluenta.space

Fluenta validates startup ideas before founders waste time building them. Step 01 of "How it works" reads: "Not AI slop. Real market signals." The "Can't I just ask ChatGPT?" section then reveals a pipeline of 6 LLMs, 25 live data sources, and 60+ steps. The hero card demonstrates the product using an idea called "Strategic Growth Domain Identifier," scored with lukewarm demand and chronic burn rate. The bottom CTA promises "the difference between a $0 project and a real business."

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not ai slop six llmshero card lukewarm demand60 step pipeline to validatedifference between zero and business
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Hero viewport of kilo.ai on a near-black background. Top nav: Kilo logo, Product, Models, Pricing, Support, Docs, Blog, a GitHub star count (59.4k), Sign In, and a yellow "Sign up" button. Large headline: "{ models } change. Great workflows don't." with "models" in yellow curly braces. Subheadline: "Build, ship, and iterate with any model, everywhere you work." Four IDE/platform tabs: VS Code, JetBrains, CLI, Cloud. A terminal-style input bar reads "vscode-extension/kilocode kilo-code." Two yellow CTAs: "Code for Free" and "Host an Agent." Small link: "Using a VS Code-like editor? Open VSX." Below: a large dark IDE screenshot showing Kilo Code in action with a chat panel and code editor side by side.Exh 09
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kilo.ai

Kilo is an AI coding agent built on a strong premise: models change, workflows don't. The footer lists eleven named comparison pages against competitors. The homepage features a blog post titled "The Subsidy Was Never About You," explaining Kilo's own price increase by arguing the original low price was always Anthropic's subsidy, never the user's benefit. The agent's secondary product is described as "where your agent lives after hours" — after hours being when the office is closed and no one is accountable.

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eleven competitor comparison pagessubsidy was never about youtrusted by developers atagent lives after hours
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Hero viewport of chartsignal.io on a deep navy-to-dark-purple gradient background. Top-right: language selector "English". Left: red/pink headline "Not guesswork, but data" followed by blue "made clearer with AI" and bold white "A new lens on chart analysis." Below: the ChartSignal logo in stylised type. A small tag: "Signals you're missing right now." App Store and Google Play buttons. Right: three stacked dark iPhone mockups showing the app's AI Market Sentiment gauge (score 74, "Bearish"), a stock chart with AI-tinted sessions and pattern overlays, and a ticker summary card.Exh 70
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chartsignal.io

ChartSignal sells AI chart signals to replace gut-feeling market analysis. Step 1 mocks the gut-feeling trader. Step 2 promises "Multiple AIs analyze together, then combine into one signal." The footer clarifies that the app provides "explanatory text generated with large language models" and that every investment decision remains your own responsibility. The circle from gut feeling to AI and back to gut feeling is completed on a single page.

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gut feeling replaced by disclaimermultiple ais is just llm textbackward looking stats no punctuationalerts inform only is not a feature
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Hero viewport of aiclonevoicefree.com on a soft pink-to-lavender gradient background. Top nav shows "MixVoice" logo and links: Voice Hub, AI Audio (New), AI Music, AI Video, AI Image, Infinite Canvas, Resources, Pricing. A yellow banner reads: "I can clone your voice — but not the courage you've never spoken —". Centre: large gradient wordmark "MixVoice". Subheading: "Generate a realistic AI voice clone that sounds exactly like you in just 5 seconds. Supports 10+ languages: Chinese, English, Japanese, Korean, French, Russian, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, and more. Break language barriers with your voice." Two CTA buttons: purple "Clone My Voice Now" and outline "Listen to Samples". Star rating and "18M+ users are using MixVoice" social proof chip. Below: a product UI screenshot showing voice cloning controls and a voice library grid.Exh 66
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aiclonevoicefree.com

MixVoice is an AI voice cloning product that lives at aiclonevoicefree.com — a domain that reads like a black-hat SEO keyword from 2009. The demo showcases Donald Trump and NeZha, a cartoon deity, both labelled "PEOPLE'S AUTHENTICATED." The hero announces 18M+ users; the social proof row two sections later counts 1M+. The page opens with the sentence: "I can clone your voice — but not the courage you've never spoken."

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aiclonevoicefree is the domainnezha is not a real person18m vs 1m pick onecourage you never spoken
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Hero viewport of meet-lea.com on a white background: a pink cartoon avatar logo labelled "Lea" in the top-left, the headline "Grow Your Business on LinkedIn While You Sleep" on the left in large black serif, and on the right a "Sign Up for the Beta" panel with a yellow FOMO pill reading "Only 20 people will be selected for the closed beta", four form fields (First name, Last name, email, phone number), two radio buttons ("I'm interested for myself" / "I'm interested for myself and my audience"), and a large green "Join the closed beta" button. Below the form: "Closed beta — Limited spots available".Exh 39
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meet-lea.com

An autonomous LinkedIn agent named Lea — she has a pink cartoon face, a beta waitlist with "only 20 spots," and a signup form that asks for your phone number. The product automates LinkedIn outreach. The signup form is LinkedIn outreach. The page has no product screenshots. The footer has a full SEO content business comparing six competitor tools. The product is in closed beta. The SEO farm is not.

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while you sleepseo content farmzero product prooflinkedin automation
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Hero viewport of codeagent-mobile.com on a near-black background: the headline "Control AI coding agents from your phone." with "from your phone." highlighted in neon green, a subhead about pairing your IDE with Claude Code, a terminal snippet showing "npm install -g codeagent-cli" in a dark code block, a green "Get Started →" CTA, iOS and Android platform badges, and a floating mobile UI mockup on the right showing the CodeAgent interface with a Claude Code session.Exh 46
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codeagent-mobile.com

A dark-mode developer SaaS whose hero says "Your laptop is optional" and whose hero also contains the terminal command that requires your laptop. Three thousand pixels later the page admits it is a phone app that connects to Claude Code running on your laptop, then presents this fact as a philosophy.

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laptop optionalfeature grid denseshipfast eradefensive positioning
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