Case file
An anti-AI-slop writing tool — packaged in a hero / feature-cards / pull-quote / pricing-table / FAQ SaaS template that any AI would generate unprompted, decorated with a typewriter stock photo to signal authenticity, whose product logic is: AI writes too perfectly, so pay $9 a month to add the imperfections back.
Imperfectly sells a tool for making AI writing sound human. The site uses: hero, icon feature cards, pull quote, checkbox list, three-tier pricing, FAQ, footer CTA — the standard SaaS template under a sepia filter. The footer reads "Less AI slop. More you." The you in question is a you who paid to add errors to AI output.
Exhibit A — Evidence
Captured 2026-05-29
Score breakdown
Editorial roast
By Editorial Desk · Filed against imperfectly.app↗
¶ 01
Imperfectly.app sells a tool for making AI writing sound human. The homepage sells this using a hero with a tagline, feature cards with icons, a pull quote, a three-tier pricing table, a FAQ, and a footer CTA. A vintage typewriter photograph sits at the top to signal authenticity. The typewriter is a decoration. Beneath it, the page is the same template that an AI would produce if you asked it to design a SaaS landing page for a writing tool. The irony does not appear to be intentional.
¶ 02
The pull quote reads: "AI learned to write perfectly. People did not." This is the product's core argument, offered as a compliment to the buyer. It is also a confession: the AI is the better writer. The service being sold is the right to take credit for prose you did not write, with errors inserted afterward to make it seem as if you did. The product is not a writing tool. It is an alibi service.
“An anti-AI-slop writing tool — packaged in a hero / feature-cards / pull-quote / pricing-table / FAQ SaaS template that any AI would generate unprompted, decorated with a typewriter stock photo to signal authenticity, whose product logic is: AI writes too perfectly, so pay $9 a month to add the imperfections back.”
¶ 03
"Make it more imperfect" is a section heading above a UI demonstration. The demo shows a text editor with two states. The difference between them — what makes one "AI voice" and the other "more you" — is not explained. This is the product's central challenge: its value proposition is invisible. You cannot screenshot the absence of AI residue. The section below it is called "Patterns, not secrets." The patterns are not listed. The secrets are, presumably, in the $19 plan.
¶ 04
"Invest in your voice." Free. $9 per month. $19 per month. The voice being invested in is a corrected version of an AI's voice, which was trained on millions of human voices, and then adjusted by the product to reintroduce the specific imperfections the AI was trained to eliminate. The footer closes: "Less AI slop. More you." The page it closes consists of a hero, feature cards, a checklist, [redacted] a pricing table, and a FAQ. The you the footer promises is, structurally, not present anywhere on the page.
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