Exh 81graph-maker.ai
A free AI graph tool whose homepage is more confidently SEO-scaffolded than any chart it has ever produced.
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The wing · Elite slop
The permanent collection of the worst offenders.
A small, curated room reserved for the entries that ticked every box — the elite-slop tier. Not the latest, not the loudest. The most complete.
5 exhibits on the wall
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Exh 77anonisor.com
Anonisor sells anonymous employment verification as enterprise trust infrastructure. The editorial section lists three serious social problems — misinformation, research failure, and silenced whistleblowers — and resolves them with the sentence "Anonisor fixes this." The core feature list has a Coming Soon badge on its third item. The security section describes GDPR and SOC 2 alignment as "friendly." The use case grid fills its sixth slot with "Your Platform," which is not a use case but an invitation to imagine one. The only customer evidence is: "Early pilots underway with enterprise & high traffic platforms."
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Exh 97rankspot.ai
RankSpot is a fully automated AI agent that writes and publishes SEO blog posts to your site. Its feature section is titled "AI-generated content that feels human." The example articles in that section include "Top 5 Strategic Separator Tools or Separators." The trust badge reads "Trusted by 50+ founders." The product sells the concealment of AI content as its headline capability and demonstrates that capability with a title that contains the word "separators" twice.
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Exh 18yomio.app
Yomio is an AI receipt-scanner with an AI sub-assistant named Yopilot, eleven section headers for one product idea, narrative case studies attributed to first names only, a testimonial from "Sarah Doe" (the feminine form of the legal placeholder for unknown persons), a second testimonial from "Tali Tester" (a QA test account that made it to production), a Chen family paragraph that switches pronoun mid-sentence, and a central social proof stat of "10+" — a number so small it requires a plus sign to look like a metric.
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Exh 63alliai.com
An SEO automation tool whose entire homepage is the result of asking ChatGPT to "write me a SaaS landing page about AI SEO" and shipping the first draft.
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